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Ah, another red-letter day in the fading USA. First our self-absorbed king takes advantage of an airline tragedy to make sure everyone knows it was the failure of minorities and Democrats and not his glorious reign.

But, hey, I don't know about you, but my neighborhood has certainly improved since they shipped those immigrants outa here. Crime is way down, my kids' grades have improved, and the air is cleaner. Course a lot of those immigrants did the low-wage crap jobs Americans are too lazy to do, especially for the pay immigrants are willing to take.